Satire

In a recent survey, 9 out of 10 politicians agreed that accepting donations from the gambling lobby is a surefire way to increase their chances of winning elections. "It's a win-win situation," said one anonymous politician. "We get the money we need to fund our campaigns, and the gambling industry gets a seat at the table when it comes to shaping policy." Indeed, the gambling lobby has been on a […]

In a shocking turn of events, local radio stations across the country are closing down left and right due to a lack of listeners. As it turns out, people would rather watch funny cat videos on YouTube than tune into their favorite radio shows. "It's a sad day for radio," lamented station manager Joe Schmo. "We've been putting out quality content for years, but nobody seems to care anymore. It's […]